Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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