What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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