I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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