What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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