i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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