My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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