I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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