he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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