I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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