I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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