idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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