I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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