That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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