yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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