recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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