Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So much Jack, so little girl.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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