they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need to calm my uterus...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Your penis caused this!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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