Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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