I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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