Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
