I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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