doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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