i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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