He had one of those small greek statue penises
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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