Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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