wanna go halves on a baby?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
its liver damage thursday
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