so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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