soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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