I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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