That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My penis needs a shock collar
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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