they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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