I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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