just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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