So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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