You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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