I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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