Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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