Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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