Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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