How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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