I feel like I'm in dance class right now
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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