i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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