Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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