yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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