Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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