what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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