Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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