I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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