even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
