You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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